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BMW K1200RS / GT PERFORMANCE
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The Performance Chip from Rhinewest Performance, Inc. The chip provides a more linear power production and smooths the acceleration of the K1200RS or GT throughout the powerband with both stock and most aftermarket exhausts including the Remus, Two Brothers, and the ZTechnik. Expect a power increase of 8-10hp!. 30 Day Money-back guarantee. Software & decryption board included. EASY install. Just pull the factory chip and plug this kit in. No other mods necessary. Simply the best bang for the "horsepower" buck. Available for all model year K12RS/ 02-05 K1200GT / K1200LT/R1150R. Over 2000 sold! Zero problems. Customer Comments Click HERE
Pirates' Price $490.US
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Remus Exhaust System from Austria. This is the last and only exhaust system still being made for the venerable K1200RS and early GT. Period. The entire line of Remus pipes guarantee increased mid-range and bottom end power, reduced weight, and a deep throaty tone. Of course... you'll have to give up that "bag-o-rocks" sound you've grown to know and love. We offer 3 complete Remus systems featuring 3 canister finishes.. Aluminum, Titanium, and the waay cool Carbon Fiber. This is the only K1200RS exhaust system still being manufactured as of 4/2014. They are available in oval canister only. This system eliminates that anchor of a catalytic converter and comes standard with a stainless steel collector and end caps. A full 16 lbs lighter than stock!! Customer Comments Click HERE
Pirates' Price $1200.US Aluminum or $1290.US Ti or Carbon (Shipping in US Included)
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Staintune Exhaust System Staintune of Australia, has carved a superior reputation since 1980 as the premier manufacturer of exquisite hand crafted stainless steel exhaust systems. When you purchase a Staintune product you will not only have a high performance exhaust system with jaw dropping quality, sleek lines and a note you could dance to, you will have it for life. I can say this for a fact.. it may not deliver the same HP figures as the others but it makes up for it in other areas.. It's smaller, sleeker, has a removable baffle, does not need to be re-packed, and in my opinion, it's the best sounding K12 exhaust out there. The Pirate has spoken.... Pirates' Lair also sells Staintunes for Aprilia, Ducati, Kawasaki, KTM, Moto Guzzi, Suzuki, Triumph, and Yamaha. For pricing for all these bikes Click HERE
Pirates' Price $2200.US (Shipping in US Included) K1200RS Staintune Discontinued 3/25/14! None Left!
BMW K1200RS / GT HANDLING
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Ohlin Suspension If your BMW K1200RS has over 40K on the clock.. your factory shocks are as useless as tits on a boar and need to be replaced. Want to go faster on your favorite set of twisties? Forget about an exhaust and replace your shocks. It's the single most important improvement you can make to your bike. Pirates' Lair is proud to offer Ohlins Suspension products for the 1998-2004 BMW K1200RS. Ohlins have long been the #1 choice for those who want a shock that delivers the ultimate in control and confidence for all types of riders and bikes. The dynamic relationship between rider and road is managed solely by a motorcycle’s suspension. Because of that, the feel, the feedback, and the fun of riding all depend on the quality of the suspension. Sold individually or as a combo. Fully rebuildable and come with a full 5 year warranty. Fits Front & Rear 1997-2004 BMW K1200RS only.
Pirates' Price Starting at $1980.US F & R (Ground Shipping in US Included)
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Wilbers Suspension Want to go faster on your favorite set of twisties? Forget about an exhaust and replace your shocks. It's the single most important improvement you can make to your bike. Pirates' Lair is proud to offer the German-made Wilbers Shocks for your BMW. Remember.. if your oem shocks have 35-40K+ on them, they are toast. As useless as Joe Biden at a Mensa conference. Is your bike feeling kinda old and lazy in the turns? Are you blowing lines that you remember effortlessly nailing in the past? We feel your pain.. Time for new shocks. Period. The dynamic relationship between rider and road is managed solely by a motorcycle’s suspension. Because of that, the feel, the feedback, and the fun of riding all depend on the quality of the suspension. Sold individually or as a combo. Fully rebuildable and come with a full 5 year warranty. Fits Front & Rear 1997-2004 BMW K1200RS & 2002-2004 K1200GT.
Pirates' Price Starting at $1320.US F & R (Ground Shipping in US Included)
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Hyperpro Steering Damper Kits If your 98-2004 BMW K1200RS or 2002-05 K1200GT has over 40K on the clock.. your factory damper is as useless as tits on a badger.. If your handling isn't as rock-solid as it used to be.. this could be the solution. We import these kits from the Netherlands from world renowned Hyperpro Racing. Each kit includes both the dampener, a mounting bracket, and all necessary hardware. Unlike the nonadjustable factory OEM unit, the Hyperpro damper offers full adjustability.. 22 positions so you can fine tune your bike to your riding style and/or needs.. as it should be.. Their patented RSC "active" valving system is a Hyperpro exclusive. This means that as steering speed increases, the dampening automatically increases. Hyperpro's unique progressive steering damper gives you the world's most advanced steering control system for your bike.
Pirates' Price $365.US Kit (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
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CL Brake Pads Pirates' Lair is proud to offer CL Brake Pads to our menu. After testing CL pads on my own BMW K1200S for months.. I deem them worthy of our product line and our quasi-esteemed customers. Whether you are riding the Iron Butt Rally, road racing, or cruising your favorite road, the brake system is the most important part of your motorcycle. Why not use top quality braking components? It's a no-brainer. The French-made CL Brake pads, are "high performance sintered metal" pads offering an ideal combination of value, durability and performance. They have the German TUV approval! CL Brake pads ... the choice of European champions. We carry their entire product line for virtually every late model motorcycle. If you don't see pads listed for your bike.. just email me and I'll provide quotes.
Pirates' Price $42.90US Kit & Up (Shipping in US Included)
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Spiegler Steel Braided Brake Lines These German designed brake lines are clear vinyl coated, silver in color, and have silver anodized aluminum ends. I offer the complete kit of 6 lines to do both the front and rear for the K1200RS or 2002-05 K1200GT. Colored lines and/or fittings are available upon request for an additional $30.US. Rid yourself of that mushy feel. DOT and TUEV approved. And NO.. they DO NOT screw up our ABS system. Please specify standard ABS or Integrated ABS when ordering. For Customer Comments Click Here
Pirates' Price $255.US Kit (Shipping in US Included)
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Marc Parnes K12RS/GT Wheel Balance Kit Some of us choose to mount and balance our own tires.. Why? Because we hate to pay the local extortionist.. er.. dealer $60 a pop to mount, scratch, and balance our tires. Of all the balance kits on the market, this is the one I own and use. The MP kit comes complete with a hardened steel axle, bearing blocks, (1) universal cone and (1) special BMW rear drive side cone.. Everything CNC machined out of billet 6061-T6 aircraft aluminum. Our K1200RS/GT Kit fits every 85' and newer BMW with single sided arm except the F650 and the R1200GS. User supplies two support stands of equal heights to support the balancer and wheel. Any milk crates, cylinder blocks, or jack-stands work perfectly. Factory rear wheel adapter is NOT needed with this kit. Stick-On weights included!
Pirates' Price $125.US Kit (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
BMW K1200RS / GT LIGHTING & SAFETY & ELECTRICAL ENHANCEMENTS
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NSSC HID Motorcycle Lighting Kits I've been wanting to add HID kits to our menu for eons, but they always looked too complex for us mere mortals to install and expensive. Well.. the times they are a changin'. The NSSC HID conversion kits we have chosen for our menu are truly plug & play and install as though they came from the factory. We sell H7 HID conversions only. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no smoking wallets. NSSC HID conversion kits use ultra slim digital ballasts designed to fit into the tightest spaces. Measurements for the ballast is 3.5" x 2.5" x 0.5" at only 8oz each. The ballasts are waterproof and are designed to withstand the shock and vibration of a motorcycle. The 35w NSSC HID bulbs produce up to an incredible 6000 lumens and add that great HID color. Each bulb slots perfectly into the spot of the old bulb. and yes.. our kits are CanBus compatible. What are you waiting for? Isn't your life worth it?
Pirates' Price $60.US (Shipping in US Included)

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Kisan Tailblazer Your factory tail light bulb is crap! It's simply too small to attract immediate attention. Kisan delivers big with the Tailblazer.. a plug-n-play replacement bulb. (similar to pic at left) Kits are available for both the late and early BMW K1200RS/GT. As soon as you tap your brakes, that french fry eating teen behind you will see a rapid flash of the brake lights. This sudden flashing invokes immediate attention. TailBlazer uses a flash pattern, which decays exponentially - a well-recognized deceleration warning. The attention to the initial flashing now changes to a clear recognition that you're slowing down! Simply flashing brake lights or flashing them on & off will get the attention of drivers behind you, but it doesn't invoke anything else. Every split second of delay in their reaction time reduces your safety margin. and yes.. the Tailblazer is Can-Bus/ABS compatible. Spare bulb included.
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77.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Stebel Nautilus Compact Air Horn Imported from Italy. Are you sick and tired of some cage trying to take your lane while you happen to be using it? Don't get mad... get LOUD. The Nautilus black dual-tone air horn is rated at 139dB so you'll be as loud as most European cars. Includes a single M8 mounting bolt and nut, as well as a relay for providing a direct, high current attachment to the motorcycle's battery. The Nautilus is 800% louder than your single factory meep meep horn. Feel safer.. Stay alive...! Fits virtually all motorcycles if you have the room. Remember, these are larger than your stock horn so you'll need space and clearance for a single 5.3" x 4" x 3.3" air horn. Plug-N-Play wiring kit available. Honestly, install on any K bike using our plug-n-play harness is chimp easy requiring only a little imagination for horn placement. I have one of these on both my bikes. Simply the best aftermarket horn on the market.
Pirates' Price $65.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame Check out the waaay cool Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame. Achieve a classic look with this sleek black license plate frame. It has 18 Ultra Bright Red LEDs! The LEDs function at high and low intensity to function as auxiliary brake and running lights! The Signal Dynamics LED License Plate Frame draws very little current (3/10th of an AMP), so it does not interfere with integrated ABS or EVO brake systems. Install is chimp-easy with only 3 wires. The frame has a 6" dual intensity red LED light bar with 18 ultra-bright LEDs and the light bar is enclosed by a transparent red lens. Designed to accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates used in the USA. Luddite approved. This is what I have on my own K1200S. Fits virtually every motorcycle.
Pirates' Price $78.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Cee Bailey K1200RS / K1200GT Headlight Covers While the K1200RS headlight is a thing of beauty, can you imagine what it would cost to replace one? Be afraid! Call any dealer and you'll be quoted a criminally insane $577 and that doesn't include labor or a reach-around.. Ouch!! Hedge your bets against the randomness of nature with these aircraft quality grade acrylic covers. These are designed to withstand the impact of most road debris without shattering AND allows most nicks and scratches to be wiped out. They install easily and securely with the 3M Dual-Lok fasteners. Easy on/off for cleaning. Protect yourself.. or not.. The question is.. "Do you feel lucky? Well.. do ya punk?" Fits every model K1200RS, 02-05 K1200GT
Pirates' Price $47.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Lite Buddy's These super bright LED solid state lights are just one solution to rear visibilty for your K12RS/GT. Lite Buddy's fit inside the turn signal housings, draw only a few milliamps, and show bright red through the yellow turn signal lenses at all times. Very unobtrusive. Easy 2 wire install with no mods or drilling. Completely out of sight. Increase your rear visibility by 100%. And for those who want running lights AND flashing brake lights we also offer the optional Stop Alert which when used with the Lite Buddy's will flash 6-7 times when your brakes are applied and then go back to running lights. We offer these both for the standard rear lenses and the clear lenses.
Pirates' Price $62.US
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Lite Blazer License Plate Frame from Run-N-Lites The 3 rows of high intensity LED's used in the Lite-Blazer license plate mounted light bar will definitely get the attention to vehicles several hundred feet behind you. The outside LED's burn RED all the time as running lights, like Lite Buddy's and the center LED's are a solid stop light (it is slightly brighter then the running lights). When the brakes are applied, the built in flasher causes the outer clusters to flash 6 - 7 times and remain on solid after that, so you do not piss off the bubba/ex-SEAL/Postal employee sitting behind you. The light bar frame is black. Easy install. Make sure those french fry eating, cell phone hugging, cage demons can see you when you are stopped. Fits EVERY BMW. For a Video MPG of the Lite Blazer in Action... Click HERE
Pirates' Price $86.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Run-N'-Lites Turn your turn signals into permanent running lights. These US made kits illuminate the front and/or rear stock turn signal housings with a low intensity light making you more visible to cages... and safer. One hour easy installation without cutting or splicing wires. Bulbs are standard automotive. I offer front and rear kits for every year BMW K1200RS/GT! Really makes a visual difference... day and night!
Pirates' Price $50.US per kit (Shipping in US Included)
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WhiteLights Clear LED Tail Light Just when you thought you had all the accessories that any sane individual could possibly want.. yet another "must have from Pirates Lair. Who else caters to the demands of the RS rider these days?! Damn straight! Again we're offering two different LED taillights for your BMW from German company WhiteLights." Their CLEAR or SMOKE taillight housings area direct replacement fit to the original stock units requiring no further modifications. Curious as to quality? Fear not, my fellow pirates. WhiteLights products seem to be a cut above the "usual suspects." .. and Yes.. these are problem free and 100% guaranteed Can-Bus and cruise control compatible. Plug-n-play 10 minute install. No cutting/splicing of wiring. Connectors will match genuine BMW. WhiteLights offers 2 years replacement warranty by exchange. Legal in all 50 states! Fits every model year BMW K1200RS / 02-05 K1200GT / R1150R & Rockster
Pirates' Price $140.US (Shipping in US Included)
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WhiteLights Smoke LED Tail Light Just when you thought you had all the accessories that any sane individual could possibly want.. yet another "must have from Pirates Lair. Who else caters to the demands of the RS rider these days?! Damn straight! Again we're offering two different LED taillights for your BMW from German company WhiteLights." Their CLEAR or SMOKE taillight housings area direct replacement fit to the original stock units requiring no further modifications. Curious as to quality? Fear not, my fellow pirates. WhiteLights products seem to be a cut above the "usual suspects." .. and Yes.. these are problem free and 100% guaranteed Can-Bus and cruise control compatible. Plug-n-play 10 minute install. No cutting/splicing of wiring. Connectors will match genuine BMW. WhiteLights offers 2 years replacement warranty by exchange. Legal in all 50 states! Fits every model year BMW K1200RS / 02-05 K1200GT / R1150R & Rockster
Pirates' Price $150.US (Shipping in US Included)
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RS / GT Clear Tail Light Assembly from Whitelights These taillight housings are a direct replacement fit to the original stock units requiring no further modifications. Their taillights are chrome plated on the inside and have a re-designed lens for super reflectivity. MotoLume (formerly Clear Alternatives) offers TWO versions of the KRS tail light but we have chosen to only carry the NON-LED Clear Housing Kit which comes with a RED dual element bulb to replace your factory bulb. Brightness is about the same as the factory taillight, but you get the clear housing effect. It's plug and play and under 10 minute install with no issues with your EVO brake systems or cruise control functions. Legal in all 50 states! and yes, the BMW rondel comes with each kit. Fits every model K1200RS, 02-05 K1200GT, & R1150R
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Stop & Go Pocket Tire Plugger Kit If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Pocket Tire Plugger Kit from Stop & Go gives you the ability to perform the most effective repair possible without dismounting your tubeless tire. With this kit, you'll be back in action in just a few minutes. With the addition of (4) 16 gram canisters of 100% pure high velocity CO2 gas and the 4" fully flexible adapter with solid brass fittings, this kit includes everything needed to repair and re-inflate your tire. The mushroom-type plugs expand under pressure working much better than those crappy sticky strips that cheaper kits use. The kit measures 5" x & 7 1/2" x 1" and weighs only 18 ounces. My kit fits easily under the seat of my K1200S. This ain't the cheapest kit on the market, my friends.. but IMHO.. it's the best. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do. The question is.. Do you feel lucky? Well.. do ya punk?
Pirates' Price $64.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Stop & Go Mini-Air Compressor If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat or need some air. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Stop & Go Portable Mini-Air Compressor measures only 4 x 2 x 6" making it possible to be carried on virtually any motorcycle, scooter or ATV. The built in gauge allows you to observe the increased pressure with a reading up to 120 psi. It also comes with a built in LED light letting you know that it is receiving power and helps you connect to the tire valve after dark. Your motorcycle tire will be fully inflated in less than 10 minutes. On the road or in the wilderness you will always have clean outside air available and there's never a need for replacement parts or re-fills. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do.
Pirates' Price $55.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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PDM60 Power Distribution Module Are you turning your ride into a Frankenbike with splices and wiring and electrical tape stretched all over creation? Move into the 21st century with the PDM60 Power Distribution Module. With the PDM60, there’s no more blown fuses, tangled wiring, overloaded circuits, CanBus related power interruptions, confusion, or frustration. The PDM60 is fully user programmable via the PDM60 dashboard software. You can set circuit triggering/switching methods, delay circuit activation/deactivation, and individual circuit amperage levels. With the PDM60 you get six power circuits and 60 Amps of power handling capability. That's enough to handle all of your accessories.. radar detector, lights, horns, heated gear or grips, GPS, cell phone, etc, etc... CanBus compatible.. Easy 3 wire install.
Pirates' Price $212.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included) New Product!
BMW K1200RS/GT ERGONOMICS
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Wunderlich 50mm K1200RS Vario-Ergo Bar Backs Unless you were born with arms like an orangutan, you'll probably need bar risers on your RS. We hear it all the time. Tired of your hands going numb? Back/neck problems? Stupid question... I offer a variety of sizes to ease your wrist and back pain. The Wunderlich Vario-Ergo Riser Kit for the K1200RS includes a longer upper brake line and everything needed for installation. These adjustable risers reposition the handlebars about 50mm (almost 2") closer to the rider for a good compromise offering better feel without screwing up the sporting nature of the bike. Here's what they look like on the bike.. Click Here.. Fit all model year K12RS's. Why punish yourself...unless you are into that sorta thing.. We don't judge here..
Pirates' Price $235.US
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Verholen K1200RS Bar Backs Tired of your hands going numb? Back/neck problems? Stupid question... I offer a variety of sizes to ease your wrist and back pain. Choose from 30 or 65mm bar back extensions from Verholen of Germany.. the originators of BMW Barbacks.. Easy install and no mods necessary for the 30mm version. Note: Longer brake lines may be necessary with bar backs of 50mm and longer. Fit all model year K12RS's. Why punish yourself...unless you are into that sorta thing.. We don't judge here..
Pirates' Price $210.US
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Wunderlich K1200GT Vario-Ergo Bar Backs Tired of your hands going numb? Back/neck problems? Stupid question..Our friends at Wunderlich America deliver an impressive product with these precision machined risers for your 2002-2005 BMW K1200GT. This complete kit will allow you to raise the handlebars on your 02-05 K1200GT up to approximately 2 inches and offers adjustability over a ¾” range, allowing you to find an ideal comfortable position. Here's one solution for bad ergonomics. Why punish yourself any longer...unless you are into that sorta thing.. We don't judge here.. Fits 2002-05 BMW K1200GT Only!
Pirates' Price $226.US
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Verholen K1200RS/GT Peg Lowering Kit Now that American Machine has gone under, the Verholen RS/GT Peg Lowering Kit may be your last, best hope of giving yourself some relief. Machined out of T-6 aluminum and furnished with all stainless steel hardware, Pirates' Lair offers you a solution for cramped legs and/or bad ergonomics. This German made lowering kit includes left/right side lowering plates AND a shift lever lowering block. Agreed.. the kit ain't cheap, but as you'd expect.. they are top quality and maybe the only game in town. The kit is a simple bolt on affair which is good since the German instructions are total crap. No mods necessary. . Fits 97-05 KRS & 02-05 BMWK1200GT Only!
Pirates' Price $260.US
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Original Grip Buddies Made in the USA. Isn't it frustrating that virtually every new motorcycle comes with crappy hand grips? What up wit dat? Most are paper thin and contribute to discomfort within only a few miles.. Rather than contemplate expensive (and hard to install) replacements grips, consider Grip Buddies. These US made neoprene grip wraps are a wonderful grip option for those wanting more comfort, less vibration, durability, and a no-drama chimp-easy install. With Grip Buddies there is no need to remove your OEM grips.. Just wrap these babies around them (they attach via Velcro on the underside) and you're ready to ride in just a few minutes. Heated-grip compatible. A durable, long-lasting solution that won’t migrate like some other brand grips. Instant comfort without breaking your wallet. Fits all BMWs
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BMW K1200RS/GT Shift Lever Extension A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Big boots and a small shift lever make for a cheatin' wife...er.. bad ergonomics. Pirates' Lair offers and easy solution. This shift lever adapter, which is manufactured exclusively for us right here in the USA by a fellow BMW rider, fits directly over the existing shift lever giving you the length your wife dreams about. Problem solved. This enlargement makes for safer shifting and easier accessibility. Simple install using a single set screw. Also.. for those who have installed the Verholen Peg Lowering Kit.. this compliments that kit as it brings the shift lever out similarly to the new peg position. Fits the K1200RS/GT, K1200S, K1200R, K1600GT, & K1600GTL
Pirates' Price $44.US (Shipping in US Included)
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BMW Brake Lever Enhancer Brake lever a bit on the small side? Need a little more pedal beneath those boots? Here is one solution. This beautiful piece is hand crafted here in the USA out of solid 6061-6511 1" aluminum stock. It slides over the factory lever and bolts right into place via a tiny set screw. The result is a wider, longer, taller pedal. Fits ALL K12RS/GT's as well as the R1100. I love mine. Did I mention it looks trick as hell? Manufactured for Pirates' Lair.
Pirates' Price $44.US (Shipping in US Included)
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K1200RS/GT Custom Touring Footpeg Kit A Pirates' Lair Exclusive!  These British made aluminum pegs are wider than the other custom pegs that we sell (see above) which they tell me, adds to long distance comfort. Beautiful, 50% lighter than stock, comfy, trick as hell.. what more could you want? Also, like the other custom pegs, due to the height and cut, you will actually gain about 1" extra lean-angle. Our kit comes complete with front and rear pegs and all necessary mounting hardware. These simply bolt on with no modification necessary except for slightly bending the (2) front peg return springs. Otherwise, install is about a 20 minute endeavor.
Pirates' Price $170.US
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TechSpec Gripster Tank Grips Sliding forward when coming to a stop? Scuffing up your tank with your knees and jacket? Your wife sliding off the bike during late night garage sex? If you want grip AND protection.. Here's one solution. By gripping the tank with your legs, a rider can improve the overall control of a motorcycle, control of their body weight, and obtain a more positive seat position. Improved control of the riders body weight will help improve overall handling. Increased control equals a smoother, less fatigued, and more enjoyable ride. The peel-n-stick material is a rubber product only.125” thick with a low profile diamond grip pattern to help increase the coefficient of friction. Besides the obvious paint protection, this is perfect for aggressive, higher skilled, track day riders. Each (3) piece kit includes R & L Grip Skins and one Tank Protector. I have this on all 3 of my bikes and swear by it. Fits the 1998-2004 K1200RS & 2002-05 BMWK1200GT
Pirates' Price $80.US
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Throttlemeister Witness the world's best and most trusted throttle-lock produced by world renowned Throttlemeister™.. In case you are not familiar with the product, it is essentially a bar end, mechanical, cruise control for your motorcycle. Tired of a numb throttle hand? Ready to stop and rest your hand after less than 30 minutes in the twisties? Stupid question, huh? Here's the first and only solution, my friends and yes.. it will work with the heated grips. You'll be spoiled after your first ride. Easy 30 minute install. We offer these in both the standard Silver and a baked-on Black finish. Recommended for the bikes without factory cruise controls. Fits the 1998-2004 K1200RS Only
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MotorCycle Cruise Control Imported from Australia. Simply the finest accessory you can add to your pre-02 KRS. Tired of aching wrists and numb hands? Here's one solution that will rock your world. The Australian made MotorCycle Cruise operates by monitoring the road speed of the bike and uses a computer to maintain any 'set' speed. The computer is instantly deactivated by either front or rear brake lever pressure sufficient to turn on the brake lights or... the clutch. Press the 'resume' button and the bike smoothly accelerates to its previously set speed - as long as either the ignition or the cruise control has not been turned off. Advance the setting in 1mph increments to get the desired speed.Out of all the ones we have sold, not a single one has ever been returned or had to be replaced due to probs unlike the problem plagued factory version. These suckers are bulletproof. Install can be arranged by a mechanic who specializes in these if in or near Nashville, Tn. .Customer Comments Click HERE
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Synto Levers Imported from Germany! As beautiful as they are functional, race-tested Synto Levers set the standard in a sea of "fugly," poorly made equipment. You own one of the finest motorcycles ever created.. shouldn't you choose your equipment with the same criteria? Produced in Germany, Synto Levers are CNC machined out of aircraft-grade aluminum and coated with a clear anodized finish. Levers are top quality (better than anything on the US market including Pazzo, CRG, etc.) with exacting specifications and tolerances for a smooth crisp feel with no slop as found on many aftermarket levers. Fully adjustable 6 positions so getting the ergos right on your bike has never been easier. 6 colors to choose from for levers and adjusting wheel. Mix and match! Silver, Gold, Blue, Black, Red, & Titanium. Fits every model year BMW K1200RS.
Pirates' Price $298.US Complete Pair (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Verholen K1200RS / GT Short Shifter Kit Imported from Germany! This is one of those items we shouldn't have to be spending our hard earned money on. BMW should have put these on the bike at the factory. Missing shifts due to the long shift throw? Having to preload before every up shift? It's a common problem. Here's the solution. This kit will shorten the overly long gear shift throw of any model year K1200RS or GT substantially making upshifts quicker, easier, and dare I say it...as good as any Japanese bike? I had one of these on my own K1200RS and the difference was night and day.. Install is under 1 hour with basic tools. Simply replace the factory pieces with these and live..er.. shift happily ever after. Trust me.. it makes all the difference in the world. BTW.. sorry for the high price. The parts in the kit have to be purchased from BMW then modified then imported. Need I say more? Fits every model year BMW K1200RS & 2002-04 K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $310.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)

BMW K1200RS / GT ENHANCEMENTS
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Pyramid Plastics Plastic Hugger Pirates' Lair wants to help you protect the backside of your BMW K1200RS or 2002-05 K1200/GT with this beautiful plastic rear wheel hugger from Pyramid Plastics of the UK. Protect your bike from flying debris and add a little flash with this British import. Each piece has a deep, hand rubbed gloss finish for the ultimate in spectacular looks. Of course, if you don't want a black hugger... these are paintable! If the thought your only option for a rear wheel hugger was paying big bucks for Carbon Fiber .. you were wrong, bukko! This attractive, sturdy, plastic alternative should rock your world. Mounting hardware included. No mods necessary. Simple bolt on. Chimp easy install. Fits every model year K1200RS, 2002-05 K1200GT.
Pirates' Price $220.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Billet Aluminum Gas Cap A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Imported from Oberon Machine in the UK. Up until now, you could buy a billet gas cap for just about any bike in the universe except for.. yep.. you guessed it... a BMW. No idea why.. Are we not worthy? You've seen them on race bikes around the world now you can have one for your BMW. This is a direct replacement for your factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners. In case you are wondering.. No.. they don't lock.. and neither do the gas caps on any 4-wheeled vehicle you own so for gods sake.. unless you live in an area with roving bands of petrol thieves willing to risk 2 years in jail for $9 worth of gas...Relax and fagetaboutit. These fit the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1200RS, early K1200GT and probably many more BMW's.. Is this beeeautiful or what??
Pirates' Price $136.US Kit (Shipping in US Included)

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SSR Billet Aluminum Gas Cap Looking for a sweet looking aftermarket gas cap for your BMW?? Sure you are. Check out these sweet looking American-made billet aluminum BMW Gas Caps from SSR. Is your bike worthy? Finally a keyless race-style gas cap kit (includes base & cap) for the mighty late model BMWs at the right price... Sleek, attractive, and functional. Valentino Rossi would be impressed. This is a direct replacement for your factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners and o-rings. In case you are curious... No.. the quality of SSR caps are NOT as good as the Oberon version hence the price difference, although they look identical. Chimp easy install. Fits the K1200RS / GTas well as most late model BMWs..
Pirates' Price $90.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Clear Rear Lenses for 1997-2001 K1200RS from Clear Alternatives! Yes.. these are the only clear aftermarket rear lenses on the market for the early model K1200RS's. These are EXACT replicas of the factory lenses. We offer them in both clear only. Install is as easy as removing one screw and dropping them into place. I had them on my 98 and they looked 100% factory. Fit's the 1997-04 K1200RS , 02-04 K1200GT, R1100R, R850R, R1150GS, R1150R, R1200C, R1100S. Customer Comments by Clicking Here
Pirates' Price $45.US a pair
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Clear / Smoke Front Lenses for 1997-2001 K1200RS from Clear Alternatives! Yes.. these are the only clear front lenses on the market for the early model K1200RS's. These are EXACT replicas of the factory lenses. We offer them in both clear or smoke. Install is as easy as removing one screw and dropping them into place. I had them on my 98 and they looked 100% factory. Fit's 1997-2001 K1200RS body style. Customer Comments by Clicking Here
Pirates' Price $85.US a pair
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K1200RS/GT Frame Caps A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! Cover up those unsightly large frame holes with these precision machined caps. These lower frame caps, which attach via O-rings, are produced by Hornig of Germany and have an anodized finish similar to the 99'-05 anodized frames. Gives the frame a sleeker appearance. Honestly.. can you live with those ugly holes BMW left for you?? Sold in pairs only. Fits the 1998-2004 K1200RS & 2002-05 BMW K1200GT
Pirates' Price $65.US for Pair (Shipping in US Included)
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K1200RS / K1200GT Polished Instrument Rings from Hornig Of Germany!! German quality is typical first rate. This waaay cool (4) piece kit fits the 98-2004 BMW K1200RS / 2002-05 K1200GT and includes polished machined aluminium rings for the speedometer, tachometer, temp, and fuel gauge. Add an elegance and/or bling to your plain jane instrument panel. Easy to install with a little bit of silicone. Honestly.. they really look damn good when installed. Fits the 98-2004 BMW K1200RS / 2002-05 K1200GT Only.
Pirates' Price $95.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Pyramid Plastics Extenda Fenda Pirates Lair gets more requests for fender extenders than any other single item other than naked pics of Amber. The Extenda Fenda is an inexpensive farkel that actually has a function. Designed to protect your bike from debris thrown up by the front tire The British made extenda fender helps keep rider and bike cleaner, cuts down on paint damage on the lower fairing, and also protects important parts of the bike such as the radiator and oil cooler. Chimp easy install. Fits every model year K1200RS, 2002-05 K1200GT, R1150R, and R1150RS.
Pirates' Price $47.US (Shipping in US Included)
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Easy Helmet Lock A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! Ever wonder why your $17,000 bike doesn't come with a halfway decent helmet lock? Go figure. Hate the looks of those "fugly" license plate helmet locks? Here's the first design I've seen that I'd put on my own bike. Actually, the lock and mechanism are made by BMW. The plate that allows it's mounting on the bike is produced here in the US by a fellow rider. We package the bracket and lock together and sell it as an easy install kit. Install time is about 30 minutes. Will have these to fit ALL models!
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Pirates' Price $100.US (Shipping in US Included)
BMW K1200RS/GT CARBON FIBER
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Ilmberger Carbon Fiber K1200RS / K1200GT Hugger Pirates' Lair wants to help you protect the backside of your K1200R or/GT with this beautiful rear wheel hugger from Ilmberger of Germany. Protect your bike from flying debris and add a little flash with this German import. Each piece is as light as mountain air and offers a deep, hand rubbed gloss finish for the ultimate in weight loss and spectacular looks. Since 1990 Ilmberger has been producing high-quality carbon fiber products, equaling OEM quality and sold through OEM accessory catalogs. Used by top international racers, Ilmberger products are the highest quality carbon fiber we have found. This Ilmberger hugger will fit all K1200RS's and 2002-05 K1200GT's no matter what wheel size.
Pirates' Price $325.US (Shipping in US Included)
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ZTechnik Carbon Fiber Gas Cap Cover Nothing says.. "Top O' the world, ma" like this genuine carbon fiber tank protector from ZTechnik. This isn't that faux crap that others sell. The Z carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. ZTechnik really hit the mark on this one. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the regal K1200RS or GT. Possibly the finest looking gas cap cover I have ever seen. Also fits the K1200S and R.
Pirates' Price $60.US (Shipping in US Included)
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ZTechnik Carbon Fiber Tank Protector Protect your beautiful paint job from daily use, zippers, buckles, leathers with this genuine carbon fiber tank protector from ZTechnik. This isn't that faux crap that others sell. The Z carbon fiber cloth really comes alive under the crystal clear poured resin topcoat giving it a deep appearance. ZTechnik really hit the mark on this one. Even the edge quality makes a fluid transition onto the bodywork. Worthy of the regal K1200RS or 2002-2005 K1200GT. Possibly the finest looking tank protector I have ever seen. Fits the 1998-2004 K1200RS & 2002-05 BMWK1200GT
Pirates' Price $70.US (Shipping in US Included)
BMW K1200RS/GT COMFORT & TOURING
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The Stealth Backrest A Pirates Lair Exclusive! Considering taking out a second mortgage to buy that Corbin seat just to have a backrest for your BMW K1200RS or GT? Fagetaboutit! The black Stealth bracket bolts underneath your system case hardware and allows for easy on/off backrest use.The lightweight aluminum bracket (with stainless steel hardware) is almost completely invisible when on the bike. The backrest slides off in 15 seconds! No mods necessary. Fits all model years... 97-2004 KRS's. We also have a GT version which utilizes the same bracket system, but with GT exclusive fabric. Thousands of happy customers!.. Soon to be discontinued.. Don't say you haven't been warned... Customer Comments Click HERE Manufactured by Pirates' Lair.
Pirates' Price $370.US
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Roll Bag by T-Bags Pirates Lair offers 2 choices of accessory luggage for your Stealth Backrest. The Roll Bag... and the Universal Helmet Bag. Both slide down over the backrest via a tailored sleeve and then lock securely into place with quick release clips. Both offer EASY access and a rigid design so they maintain shape when empty thanks to dual wall construction. Waterproof? Yes, when used with the custom tailored inner rain sleeves that come standard with each bag.. FYI.. the Roll bag is a great around town bag.... For two-up, I suggest the Universal.
Pirates' Price $155.US Roll bag
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Universal Helmet Bag by T-Bags Pirates Lair offers 2 choices of accessory luggage for your Stealth Backrest. The Roll Bag... and the Universal Helmet Bag. Both slide down over the backrest via a tailored sleeve and then lock securely into place with quick release clips. Both offer EASY access and a rigid design so they maintain shape when empty thanks to dual wall construction. Waterproof? Yes, when used with the custom tailored outer rain sleeves that come standard with each bag.. FYI.. the Roll bag is a great around town bag.... For two-up, I suggest the Universal.
Pirates' Price $225.US Universal Helmet Bag
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New for 2015!
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City Bag Quick-Lock Tankbag Imported from Germany! One thing we have never sold at Pirates Lair is a full or midsize tank bag. I've never been a big fan of them nor have I ever found one "worthy" of our product line.. Until now. The Bags-Connection "City Bag" Quick-Lock Tankbag is the sweetest looking German tankbag I've ever seen. It's a midsize bag designed to fit the K1200RS, K1200GT, K1300S, K1200S, K1200R, and R Sport. It comes with a quick-release gas-cap mounting system.. no straps.. no magnets.. no adhesive panty strips. Pull one pin and the bag lifts off. Despite the narrow form in the front, the expandable "City" tankbag offers a volume of 8 liters (12 liters when expanded.) Rain cover and shoulder strap are included. Trust me.. this bag is cooler than freon. I deem this one worthy.
Pirates' Price $280.US. (Shipping in US Included)
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Daypack II Quick-Lock Tankbag Imported from Germany! The Bags-Connection Daypack II Quick-Lock Tankbag is a small 5-liter to 7-liter tankbag that locks to a subtle bracket that installs to pre-existing threaded holes in the motorcycle’s gas cap. It actually looks pretty good on the bike unlike many others that make you look like a Sherpa. This bag includes a large external lid pocket. The Daypack II can be removed without a key, does not interfere with gas cap operation, and does not contact the tank, preventing tank scratches that are typical of magnetic tankbag applications. The tankbag is constructed of a highly water resistant thermomolded EVA nylon material and uses Gore water-sealed zippers. Rain cover and shoulder strap are included. Seams are bound on the inside and stress points are bar tacked. A double zipper & clamshell design offer instant access to all items in the tankbag. The tankbag's position on the tank can be adjusted forward or backward of the tankbag's center by +/- 3.5 inches during installation. Dimensions: 11"L x 8"W x 5—7"H
Pirates' Price $175.US. (Shipping in US Included)
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ZTechnik Storage Pod Are you like me and would rather have a salt encrusted, flaming, pointy stick shoved in your eye than stick an ugly tankbag on your bike? If you aren't a back-pack kinda guy/gal, here's another way cool option from ZTechnik. Their roomy 4-liter Storage Pod™ offers a stylish and practical way to carry the essentials. Removable inner tray features three zippered storage pockets and a zippered document holder. Web straps and vinyl coated hooks allow universal mounting on almost any bike. While the mounting straps are about as generic as it gets and will fit most bikes, the Z Storage pod will probably NOT fit every motorcycle. I suggest you evaluate your bike and where the strap clips will mount before ordering. The Z Storage pod is made of a durable canvas over a thermo-molded pod. It holds it's shape whether empty or full. Dimensions are H: 4.5-6.0 in. W: 9.0-12.5 in. L: 13.75 in.
Pirates' Price $160.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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Kriega Back-Packs Imported from The UK! When it comes to carrying your daily crap around on your motorcycle, some choose to go with tank bags, top-boxes, or rear rack bags.. others, like me prefer a back-pack. The Kriega line of back-packs are designed specifically for motorcyclists and IMHO.. are simply the best on the market. Pirates Lair sells 2 Kriega bags... the 15 liter R15 and the slightly larger 20 liter R20. The R15 is my bag of choice for daily riding and/or drug smuggling. It has DOUBLE the capacity of the Engage Tank Bags we sell. All Kriega bags feature 3M reflective areas along back and front. The internal reservoir pocket with compression straps fits an optional 3 liter hydration insert. The main selling point of the Kriega back-packs is their innovative Quad-Loc harness and strap system. The straps are angled out of the way for total freedom of movement and the locking button can easily be used while wearing gloves. Once on your back you'll forget it's there. Super comfortable. Easy on/off. 10 Year factory guarantee! I love these bags!!
Pirates' Price R15 $135.US / R20 $145.US (Shipping in US Included)
BMW K1200RS/GT WINDSHIELDS
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ZTechnik K1200GT Windshields Pirates' Lair offers the entire line of Z Technik windshields. As the riding season changes so can your KRS or GT with a choice of either a taller than stock shield or a short sporty one. The taller one features just a hint of tint. The short shield is a rich, dark tint for the sporty appearance. All are made from durable Lexan® FMR. We have these for all models of RS or GT's.Unlike the barn-door visual characteristics of the Parabellum or Aeroflow, (not that there's anything wrong with that) ..these are sleek and attractive yet functional. Fits 2002-04 K1200RS and 2003-05 K1200GT models
Pirates' Price $258.US Short / $278.US Tall
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ZTechnik K1200RS / GT Windshields Pirates' Lair offers the entire line of Z Technik windshields. As the riding season changes so can your KRS or GT with a choice of either a taller than stock shield or a short sporty one. The taller one features just a hint of tint. The short shield is a rich, dark tint for the sporty appearance. All are made from durable Lexan® FMR. We have these for all models of RS or GT's.Unlike the barn-door visual characteristics of the Parabellum or Aeroflow, (not that there's anything wrong with that) ..these are sleek and attractive yet functional.
Pirates' Price $282.US Tall
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ZTechnik K1200RS / GT Short Dark Windshields Pirates' Lair offers the entire line of Z Technik windshields. As the riding season changes so can your KRS or GT with a choice of either a taller than stock shield or a short sporty one. The taller one features just a hint of tint. The short shield is a rich, dark tint for the sporty appearance. All are made from durable Lexan® FMR. We have these for all models of RS or GT's.Unlike the barn-door visual characteristics of the Parabellum or Aeroflow, (not that there's anything wrong with that) ..these are sleek and attractive yet functional.
Pirates' Price $258.US Short
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ZTechnik K1200RS / GT Short Light Tint Windshields Pirates' Lair offers the entire line of Z Technik windshields. As the riding season changes so can your KRS or GT with a choice of either a taller than stock shield or a short sporty one. The taller one features just a hint of tint. The short shield is a rich, dark tint for the sporty appearance. All are made from durable Lexan® FMR. We have these for all models of RS or GT's.Unlike the barn-door visual characteristics of the Parabellum or Aeroflow, (not that there's anything wrong with that) ..these are sleek and attractive yet functional.
Pirates' Price $258.US Short
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TRAILER, SHOP, & PADDOCK
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The Park-N-Move The Park-n-Move is the ‘must have’ product for all motorcycle owners needing to easily move their motorcycle around the garage or shop.  When space is an issue the Park-n-Move allows one person to easily park their motorcycle in any location they desire in the garage.  The Park-n-Move, a recent winner of Motorcycle Consumer News' "Innovation of the Month," has four 360° heavy-duty casters allowing your motorcycle to be placed anywhere room is available. Valuable floor space in your garage is used in the most efficient manner. The Park-n-Move utilizes the centerstand found on many of today’s motorcycles.  Simply roll the Park-n-Move under the bike, fold down your centerstand, and move your motorcycle anywhere in the garage. Note: You must have a centerstand to use this product. Made in the USA. Fits tires up to 210 series.
Pirates' Price $215.US (Shipping in the US included)
PIRATES LAIR GIFT CARDS & FELTERCARB
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Pirates Lair Gift Cards Woohoo!! We now have Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your budget. Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than simply guessing ...you can't go wrong with a Pirates Lair Gift Card. Our standard sized plastic gift cards are sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. The card is good for all 2 full years. Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and shipping inside the US. Ladies.. these are perfect for the holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "Honey..I'm sorry I backed over your bike." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry" to a man like shiny plastic.
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Pirates Lair Plundering Tees Now that Pirates' Lair has become the center of the known universe...you knew that it was just a matter of time before I started blatantly advertising on your torso. You asked for them.. and again, we deliver with our "not quite so humble" plundering tees. You ride a BMW. You and I both know these are the best motorcycles on earth. Why not help do your part in educating the ignorant masses of this fact. Flaunt your "magnifocity" with one of these ultra stylish 100% cotton tees which proclaim proudly on the back.. Substance Over Image.. We are offering our tees in a "slimming" Black and/or a stylish pigment dyed, pre-shrunk Charcoal Gray, and pigment dyed, pre-shrunk Indigo Blue. We offer these in all sizes in both short and long sleeve. As with all the Pirates' Lair plundering tees, these are produced in limited quantities. When they are gone.. there will be no more. No amount of begging.. no amount of pleading... no offers of BJs..well.. BJ's might do the trick, but otherwise...
Pirates' Price $25.US (Shipping in US Included) On Sale Until Jan 1st! Limited Edition!
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Pirates Lair Plundering Hats Now that Pirates' Lair has become the center of the known universe...you knew that it was just a matter of time before I started blatantly advertising on your head. Here's a way to support your favorite motorcycle accessory vendor (hopefully that's us..) and add to your wardrobe. The front of our plundering hats feature the Pirates' Lair logo in a very sexy font over authentic clip-art swords for a timeless metro-sexual design. On the back, to complete our marketing ploy.. our URL under the bold words.. Substance Over Image. If I have to explain what these simple words infer.. you aren't worthy of our hat. You could ask the nearest Harley rider. Each "Port Authority" brand hat is 100% cotton, unstructured, with a low profile so even if you wad them up in your tank bag or backpack they'll come out relatively unscathed. Each has an adjustable brass closure snap in the back and a nearly 3" long bill. Long enough to satisfy even the most discerning cap aficionado. All the sewing is done in the USA by bonafide, documented Americans. Be the envy of your cell block!
Pirates' Price $20.US (Shipping in US Included)