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R1150R COMFORT & ERGO's & ACCESSORIES
1150pp5 The R1150R Stealth Backrest® A Pirate's Lair Exclusive! Considering taking out a second mortgage to buy that Corbin seat just to have a backrest for your BMW R1150R? Fagetaboutit! The Stealth bracket bolts to the optional factory rack (required and not included) and allows for easy on/off backrest use.The 30oz powder coated stainless steel Stealth bracket (with stainless steel hardware) actually strengthens your plastic factory rack and is almost completely invisible when on the bike.. hence the name. The best part...the backrest slides off in 15 seconds with the furnished quick-release knob! No mods necessary. Manufactured by Pirates' Lair. This is our LAST PRODUCTION RUN. Once these are gone.. there will be no more so if you've been on the fence... this is your last chance to make your move. Consider yourself forewarned.
Pirates' Price $345.US (
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Stealth Luggage by T-Bags Pirates Lair offers 2 choices of accessory luggage for your new R1150R Stealth Backrest. The Roll Bag... and the Universal Helmet Bag. Both slide down over the backrest via a tailored sleeve and then lock securely into place with quick release clips. Both offer EASY access and a rigid design so they maintain shape when empty thanks to dual wall construction. Waterproof? Yes, when used with the custom tailored inner rain sleeves that come standard with each bag.. FYI.. the Roll bag is a great around town bag.... For two-up, I suggest the Universal.
Pirates' Price $145.US Roll bag & $172.US Universal Helmet Bag
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare GIVI T431 Soft Saddlebags Our holy search is over!! Pirates' Lair is now offering the coolest soft saddlebags we've seen. The GIVI's are the perfect size for a weekend run (11"x 18"x 11" ea) and offer more exhaust canister clearance than any other of the soft bags we've tested for a much sleeker look. They actually look good on virtually every bike we've tried them on! While looking uber-chic when zipped up, they also expand to offer a total capacity of 20 liters ea.. or so they claim. The GIVI T431's are constructed using a new textile that imitates carbon fiber. We offer these in black only. Rain covers included! Trust me.. you're gonna love these. I do.
Pirates' Price $170.US. (USPS Priority Shipping Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare ZTechnik Storage Pod Are you like me and would rather have a salt encrusted, flaming, pointy stick shoved in your eye than stick an ugly tankbag on your bike? If you aren't a back-pack kinda guy/gal, here's another way cool option from ZTechnik. Their roomy 4-liter Storage Pod offers a stylish and practical way to carry the essentials. Removable inner tray features three zippered storage pockets and a zippered document holder. Web straps and vinyl coated hooks allow universal mounting on almost any bike. While the mounting straps are about as generic as it gets and will fit most bikes, the Z Storage pod will probably NOT fit every motorcycle. I suggest you evaluate your bike and where the strap clips will mount before ordering. I'll be glad to furnish install tips and pictures for the BMW K1200S via email request. The Z Storage pod is made of a durable canvas over a thermo-molded pod. It holds it's shape whether empty or full. Dimensions are H: 4.5-6.0 in. W: 9.0-12.5 in. L: 13.75 in.
Pirates' Price $160.US (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
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The Helmet Lok Hate the looks of those "fugly" license plate helmet locks? Can't afford the expensive Easy Helmet Lock that we sell? Here's a cheaper alternative. The HelmetLok is carabiner with a twist...it LOCKS. Specially designed for motorcycle applications, it secures your helmet (or other valuable gear) and gives you a little peace of mind when you're away from the bike. Unlike a typical carabiner where the latch the opens inward and restricts the size of the opening, the HelmetLok latch opens OUTWARD. This allows it to fit around handlebars, frame tubes, or other parts of your motorcycle measuring up to 1-1/8" diameter.The latching lever contains a programmable 3-pin combination lock which you can change anytime. To secure your helmet, slip the HelmetLok around your frame, hook your helmet d-rings or straps thru the caribiner, close the latch and spin the combo dial. Done. If there's a place to hook the carabiner, there's always a place to lock your helmet. Fits virtually every motorcycle on earth.
Pirates' Price $38.US Blk (USPS Shipping in the US included)

Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Pyramid Plastics Extenda Fenda Pirates Lair gets more requests for fender extenders than any other single item other than naked pics of Amber. The Extenda Fenda is an inexpensive farkel that actually has a function. Designed to protect your bike from debris thrown up by the front tire The British made extenda fender helps keep rider and bike cleaner, cuts down on paint damage on the lower fairing, and also protects important parts of the bike such as the radiator and oil cooler. Chimp easy install. Fits every model year K1200RS, 2002-05 K1200GT, R1150R, and R1150RS.
Pirates' Price $47.US (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Billet Aluminum Gas Cap A Pirates' Lair Exclusive! Imported from Oberon Machine in the UK. Up until now, you could buy a billet gas cap for just about any bike in the universe except for.. yep.. you guessed it... a BMW. No idea why.. Are we not worthy? You've seen them on race bikes around the world now you can have one for your BMW. This is a direct replacement for your factory fuel filler cap and includes stainless steel fasteners. In case you are wondering.. No.. they don't lock.. and neither do the gas caps on any 4-wheeled vehicle you own so for gods sake.. unless you live in an area with roving bands of petrol thieves willing to risk 2 years in jail for $9 worth of gas...Relax and fagetaboutit. These should fit the K1200S, K1200R, K1200R Sport, K1200RS, early and late K1200GT, and probably most BMW's.. Is this beeeautiful or what??
Pirates' Price $136.US Kit (USPS Priority Shipping Included)
R1150R LIGHTING & SAFETY ENHANCEMENTS
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Kisan Sequential LED License Plate Frame Imagine this.. a sleek black license plate frame with Sequential Turn Signals (with Amber LED's), a flashing Brake Light Modulator, and Running Lights (with Red LED's) all on the same unit. Kisan delivers big with this easy to install accessory light guaranteed to get that cell phone wielding, french fry eating asshole's attention that's coming up behind you. Designed to accept the most commonly used 7-1/2" license plates. and yes.. the Can-Bus/ABS compatible Kisan Sequential LED License Plate Frame can be mounted with the LED arrays on top or bottom of the license plate. This is what I have on my own K1200S. Fits the BMW K1200S, K1200R, K1200RS/GT, 06 K1200GT, R1200GS, R1150R, and virtually every other motorcycle.
Pirates' Price $125.US (
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Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare ETI HID Motorcycle Lighting Kits I've been wanting to add HID kits to our menu for eons, but they always looked too complex for us mere mortals to install and expensive. Well.. the times they are a changin'. The DDM HID conversion kits we have chosen for our menu are truly plug & play and install as though they came from the factory. We are selling kits for both H3 and H7 HID conversions. No splicing, no wiring headaches, no brain drain, no heat issues, no smoking wallets. ETI HID conversion kits use ultra slim digital ballasts designed to fit into the tightest spaces. Measurements for the ballast is 3.5" x 2.5" x 0.5" at only 8oz each. The ballasts are waterproof and are designed to withstand the shock and vibration of a motorcycle. The 35w ETI HID bulbs produce up to an incredible 6000 lumens and add that great HID color. Each bulb slots perfectly into the spot of the old bulb. and yes.. our kits are CanBus compatible. Lifetime warranty! What are you waiting for? Isn't your life worth it?
Pirates' Price $60.US
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Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare WhiteLights Clear LED Tail Light Just when you thought you had all the accessories that any sane individual could possibly want.. yet another "must have from Pirates Lair. Who else caters to the demands of the RS rider these days?! Damn straight! Again we're offering two different LED taillights for your BMW from German company WhiteLights." Their CLEAR or SMOKE taillight housings area direct replacement fit to the original stock units requiring no further modifications. Curious as to quality? Fear not, my fellow pirates. WhiteLights products seem to be a cut above the "usual suspects." .. and Yes.. these are problem free and 100% guaranteed Can-Bus and cruise control compatible. Plug-n-play 10 minute install. No cutting/splicing of wiring. Connectors will match genuine BMW. WhiteLights offers 2 years replacement warranty by exchange. Legal in all 50 states! Fits every model year R1150R & Rockster, 98-04 BMW K1200RS, 02-05 K1200GT /
Pirates' Price $140.US (Shipping in US Included) New Product!
 Page.. If You Dare WhiteLights Smoke LED Tail Light Just when you thought you had all the accessories that any sane individual could possibly want.. yet another "must have from Pirates Lair. Who else caters to the demands of the RS rider these days?! Damn straight! Again we're offering two different LED taillights for your BMW from German company WhiteLights." Their CLEAR or SMOKE taillight housings area direct replacement fit to the original stock units requiring no further modifications. Curious as to quality? Fear not, my fellow pirates. WhiteLights products seem to be a cut above the "usual suspects." .. and Yes.. these are problem free and 100% guaranteed Can-Bus and cruise control compatible. Plug-n-play 10 minute install. No cutting/splicing of wiring. Connectors will match genuine BMW. WhiteLights offers 2 years replacement warranty by exchange. Legal in all 50 states! Fits every model year R1150R & Rockster, 98-04 BMW K1200RS, 02-05 K1200GT /
Pirates' Price $150.US (Shipping in US Included) New Product!
Click Here To See More... If You Dare RS / GT Clear Tail Light Assembly from MotoLume These taillight housings are a direct replacement fit to the original stock units requiring no further modifications. Their taillights are chrome plated on the inside and have a re-designed lens for super reflectivity. MotoLume (formerly Clear Alternatives) offers TWO versions of the KRS tail light but we have chosen to only carry the NON-LED Clear Housing Kit which comes with a RED dual element bulb to replace your factory bulb. Brightness is about the same as the factory taillight, but you get the clear housing effect. It's plug and play and under 10 minute install with no issues with your EVO brake systems or cruise control functions. Legal in all 50 states! and yes, the BMW rondel comes with each kit. Fits every model K1200RS, 02-05 K1200GT, & R1150R
Pirates' Price $88.US   (Shipping in US Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Lite Blazer License Plate Frame The 3 rows of high intensity LED's used in the Lite-Blazer license plate frame will definitely get the attention to vehicles several hundred feet behind you. The outside LED's burn RED all the time as running lights, like Lite Buddy's and the center LED's are a solid stop light (it is slightly brighter then the running lights). When the brakes are applied, the built in flasher causes the outer clusters to flash 6 - 7 times and remain on solid after that, so you do not piss off the bubba/ex-SEAL/Postal employee sitting behind you. Plate frame is black. Easy install. Make sure those french fry eating, cell phone hugging, cage demons can see you when you are stopped. Fits EVERY BMW. For a Video MPG of the Lite Blazer in Action... Click HERE
Pirates' Price $7
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Click Lite Buddy's These super bright LED solid state lights are just one solution to rear visibilty for your R1150R. Lite Buddy's fit inside the turn signal housings, draw only a few milliamps, and show bright red through the yellow turn signal lenses when your brakes are applied. Very unobtrusive. Easy 2 wire install with no mods or drilling. Completely out of sight. Increase your rear visibility by 100%. And for those who want running lights AND flashing brake lights we also offer the optional Stop Alert which when used with the Lite Buddy's will flash 6-7 times when your brakes are applied and then go back to running lights.
Pirates' Price $52.US (
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Click Run-N'-Lites Turn your R1150R turn signals into permanent running lights. The Type 10 Kit (shown here on a K1200RS) which fits both the FRONT and REAR of the R1150RS, illuminates the stock turn signal housings with a low intensity light making you more visible to cages... and safer. One hour easy installation without cutting or splicing wires. Bulbs are standard automotive. Really makes a visual difference... day and night!
Pirates' Price $39.US per kit (
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Stebel Nautilus Compact Air Horn Imported from Italy. Are you sick and tired of some cage trying to take your lane while you happen to be using it? Don't get mad... get LOUD. The Nautilus black dual-tone air horn is rated at 139dB so you'll be as loud as most European cars. Includes a single M8 mounting bolt and nut, as well as a relay for providing a direct, high current attachment to the motorcycle's battery. The Nautilus is 800% louder than your single factory meep meep horn. Feel safer.. Stay alive...! Fits virtually all motorcycles if you have the room. Remember, these are larger than your stock horn so you'll need space and clearance for a single 5.3" x 4" x 3.3" air horn. Honestly, install on any K bike is NOT easy and requires a little imagination but can be done. I have one on my own bike .. a tough install... but worth it.
Pirates' Price $65.US (USPS Priority Shipping Included)
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Stebel Magnum Horn Unlike dual Fiamms or large air horns, the 136 dB Stebel Magnum is designed for bikes where space is at a premium.. This is the horn I have on my K1200S for this very reason. The Magnum fits in place of the OEM horn and is connected in minutes using the spade connectors provided. While the Stebel is much louder than the factory horn, it is not as loud as dual horns or an air horn, however the install is 100% easier than these other type horns and it takes up 1/2 the space. Wiring is as easy as removing the 2 wires from your factory horn and connect them to the Magnum. The Stebel Magnum is small enough at 85mm x 90mm x 60mm to fit onto your R1150R, K1200RS/GT, K1200S, K1200R, R1200GS, R1200RT, R1200ST, and virtually any modern motorcycle. Also includes: fitment bracket.
Pirates' Price $43.US (USPS Priority Shipping Included)
More... If You Dare H.A.R.D. Radar Detector Warning Imagine getting a radar detector alert inside your helmet..no wires, no blaring speakers. The Inside Helmet Visual Alert a.k.a .H.A.R.D. provides an immediate visual alert: a flashing LED light , inside the helmet that is illuminated within your field of vision allowing immediate recognition of radar. After testing a unit for almost a year, I'm very happy with it's performance. As there are no wires, the 5 minute install is about as easy as it gets. The transmitter plugs directly into the power port of your V1, Passport 8500 or 8500 X-50. The receiver mounts either inside or outside your helmet with the flashing LED placed in your peripheral field of vision. The Passport version also works with the 7500, 6800, and the Solo S2 as well as. the Beltronics models: RX-65, RX-55, and Vector 995. Uses watch type batteries. It's us against them, my friends! Spare batteries available!
Pirates' Price $110.US V1 or Passport (
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Stop & Go Pocket Tire Plugger Kit If you do enough riding.. sooner or later you're gonna have a flat. It's not a matter of if, but when. The Pocket Tire Plugger Kit from Stop & Go gives you the ability to perform the most effective repair possible without dismounting your tubeless tire. With this kit, you'll be back in action in just a few minutes. With the addition of (4) 16 gram canisters of 100% pure high velocity CO2 gas and the 4" fully flexible adapter with solid brass fittings, this kit includes everything needed to repair and re-inflate your tire. The mushroom-type plugs expand under pressure working much better than those crappy sticky strips that cheaper kits use. The kit measures 5" x & 7 1/2" x 1" and weighs only 18 ounces. My kit fits easily under the seat of my K1200S. This ain't the cheapest kit on the market, my friends.. but IMHO.. it's the best. Do you want to be prepared the next time you or your buddy gets a flat? Of course you do. The question is.. Do you feel lucky? Well.. do ya punk?
Pirates' Price $55.US. (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare Shorai Batteries Japanese company, Shorai makes the world's lightest, longest lasting powersports batteries and Pirates Lair now carries them. Sooner or later you're gonna need a battery. It's an inevitable as divorce. I've chosen the Japanese-made Shorai batteries for our menu for a few different reasons. I love the fact that these are 1/5th the weight of standard batteries with weight savings up to 8-9 lbs over competing brands. Weight savings on a motorcycle is always hard to come by so this is a major plus. The BMW Standard battery weighs only 2.2 lbs! Sweet. Another selling point is that according to Shorai, these LFX Lithium batteries do not need to be put on a charger when you let the bike sit for a few months. Lastly.. Shorai offers a full 2 year replacement warranty should something go south.. Simple drop-in replacement. Shorai FAQ's. No mods necessary. Could you ask for more?? The LFX18L1-BS12 standard BMW battery will fit all K1300GT, 2005-2007 K1200S, 1998-2004 K1200RS, 2002-2010 K1200GT, 1999-2007 K1200LT. Other applications to follow.
Pirates' Price $239.95US (Shipping in US Included) New Product!
R1150R PERFORMANCE
Click Here To See More... If You Dare The R1150R Performance Chip from Rhine West Performance, Inc. The wait is over!!! The R50 chip provides a more linear power production and smooths the acceleration of the R1150R with both stock and all aftermarket exhausts. The dual-mapped chip adapts accordingly. Expect a power increase of between 3-5 HP at the rear wheel and 3-5 Ft-Lbs of torque from around 3000 RPM to redline across the entire power band. 30 day money-back guarantee. Chip & decryption board included. EASY install. Just pull the factory chip and plug this kit in. No other mods necessary. The best bang for the "horsepower" buck. You will FEEL the difference. How ANYONE can own an R1150R and not own one of these chips is a mystery to me...
Pirates' Price $355.US (Fed/Ex Ground in US Included)
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Click Here To See More... If You Dare Staintune Exhaust System The Staintune 2-piece slip-on systems from Ausrtalia will transform the R1150R into a real performer. Staintune's beautifully polished stainless steel mufflers save weight, improves the power band (smoother, fuller) and look great ,too. The low pipe version allows for the larger left RT saddlebag to be used. Deep throaty sound. Removable sport baffle. Staintune mufflers will not corrode or rust and never need repacking. Stainless steel will turn slightly gold upon use but we sell cleaner to keep them looking new. Staintune's polished stainless steel collector (included in both our packages) save additional weight and replaces the dead-weight cat converter. Sold as a complete bolt-n-go package. Low or High mount. Pirates' Lair also sells Staintunes for Aprilia, Ducati, Kawasaki, Moto Guzzi, Suzuki, Triumph, KTM, and Yamaha. For pricing and info for these bikes Click Here
Pirates' Price $1400.US Collector/High Slip-On (USPS Priority Shipping in the US included)
R1150R HANDLING
Click Here To See More... If You Dare Marc Parnes R50/RS/GT Wheel Balance Kit Some us us choose to mount and balance our own tires.. Why? Because we hate to pay the local extortionist.. er.. dealer $60 a pop to mount, scratch, and balance our tires when we can do it ourselves and make sure that it's done right. Of all the balance kits on the market, this is the one I own and use. IMHO.. it's simply the best buy on the market. The MP kit comes complete with axle, bearing blocks, and (2) cones ..one universal/one special BMW rear drive side. Our R50/RS/GT Kit fits every 85' and newer BMW with single sided arm except the F650 and the R1200GS. User supplies two support stands of equal heights to support the balancer and wheel. Any milk crates, cylinder blocks, or jack-stands work perfectly. Factory BMW rear wheel adapter is NOT needed with this kit.
Pirates' Price $115.US Kit (US Priority Shipping in US Included)
TRAILER & SHOP
Click Here for Full Web Page.. If You Dare The Park-N-Move The Park-n-Move is the ‘must have’ product for all motorcycle owners needing to easily move their motorcycle around the garage or shop.  When space is an issue the Park-n-Move allows one person to easily park their motorcycle in any location they desire in the garage.  The Park-n-Move, a recent winner of Motorcycle Consumer News' "Innovation of the Month," has four 360° heavy-duty casters allowing your motorcycle to be placed anywhere room is available. Valuable floor space in your garage is used in the most efficient manner. The Park-n-Move utilizes the centerstand found on many of today’s motorcycles.  Simply roll the Park-n-Move under the bike, fold down your centerstand, and move your motorcycle anywhere in the garage. Note: You must have a centerstand to use this product. Made in the USA. Fits tires up to 210 series.
Pirates' Price $215.US (Shipping in the US included)
PIRATES LAIR GIFT CARDS & FELTERCARB
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Pirates Lair Gift Cards Woohoo!! We now have Gift Cards on the menu in a number of denominations to fit your budget. Like buying underwear or choosing a hooker, buying motorcycle accessories is a very personal thing. Simply guessing what your favorite rider actually needs/wants/desires for his ride is a hit or miss proposition. Rather than simply guessing ...you can't go wrong with a Pirates Lair Gift Card. Our standard sized plastic gift cards are sleek, stylish, and professionally made. Included with every card is a single-fold, greeting card style gift card holder with a folded/glued pocket inside for easy gift card insertion and removal. And that's not all! We also include a small matching envelope. Folded size: 4 3/4" x 3 3/8" Whip it out (the card, that is) and you will garner respect and admiration from the less fortunate around you. The card is good for all 2 full years. Actual cost of each card is $5 to cover cost of card, holder, envelope package, and shipping inside the US. Ladies.. these are perfect for the holidays, birthdays, weddings, promotions, or just a way of saying.. "Honey..I'm sorry I backed over your bike." Remember.. nothing says.. "I love you" or "I'm sorry" to a man like shiny plastic.
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Pirates Lair Plundering Tees Now that Pirates' Lair has become the center of the known universe...you knew that it was just a matter of time before I started blatantly advertising on your torso. You asked for them.. and again, we deliver with our "not quite so humble" plundering tees. You ride a BMW. You and I both know these are the best motorcycles on earth. Why not help do your part in educating the ignorant masses of this fact. Flaunt your "magnifocity" with one of these ultra stylish 100% cotton tees which proclaim proudly on the back.. Substance Over Image.. We are offering our tees in a "slimming" Black and/or a stylish pigment dyed, pre-shrunk Charcoal Gray in short sleeve only .. for now. We may offer a long sleeve version during the winter months. We offer these in XL, L, and M Only. As with all the Pirates' Lair plundering tees, these are produced in limited quantities. When they are gone.. there will be no more. No amount of begging.. no amount of pleading... no offers of BJs..well.. BJ's might do the trick, but otherwise...
Pirates' Price $25.US (Shipping in US Included) In Stock! Limited Edition!
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Pirates Lair Plundering Hats Now that Pirates' Lair has become the center of the known universe...you knew that it was just a matter of time before I started blatantly advertising on your head. Here's a way to support your favorite motorcycle accessory vendor (hopefully that's us..) and add to your wardrobe. The front of our plundering hats feature the Pirates' Lair logo in a very sexy font over authentic clip-art swords for a timeless metro-sexual design. On the back, to complete our marketing ploy.. our URL under the bold words.. Substance Over Image. If I have to explain what these simple words infer.. you aren't worthy of our hat. You could ask the nearest Harley rider. Each "Port Authority" brand hat is 100% cotton, unstructured, with a low profile so even if you wad them up in your tank bag or backpack they'll come out relatively unscathed. Each has an adjustable brass closure snap in the back and a nearly 3" long bill. Long enough to satisfy even the most discerning cap aficionado. All the sewing is done in the USA by bonafide, documented Americans. Be the envy of your cell block!
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